Note: I am no longer on Twitter or Facebook, but here's what I've managed to salvage from back then.

Every time Facebook shows me one of those notices saying something like "Hey there, we've been going through all of your posts and thought you might like to share this compilation," I feel like I'm being approached by some creepy guy on the street opening his trench coat to show me all of the compromising photos of me that he's collected over the years.

Maybe it's just me?

Maybe I should stop getting into such compromising positions?