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Elon Musk Flooded With Requests To Buy Facebook, LinkedIn And YouTube To Return Free Speech To Those Platforms

( culture / humor / internet / social )
If you came here looking for an actual article, you'll be disappointed. The title has more words than the article, or did until I wrote this sentence. This is a joke, though I wouldn't be surprised to hear this is actually hap... read more

You Have A Donation From Clay Tousey

( culture / humor / internet / spam )
They try hard on this one to look legitimate, but the fact remains that nobody shares their money with strangers unless it's a charity. This notification memo has been sent to you three times without a response from you a... read more

Portfolio Manager From Stockholm, Sweden

( culture / humor / internet / spam )
My name is doesn't matter, a and a custodian of the Late David Holmes certificate of deposit (CD) valued fortune. here we go I sent you an initial email with ... read more

New Anthem: "Stick Your Vaccine Mandate Up Your ***"

( culture / humor / covid / vaccines )
New theme song, sung to the tune of She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain. "Along with Let's Go Brandon, a new anthem Stick Your Vaccine Mandate Up Your A is making a buzz online. Many people around the world have sung ... read more

Well Said

( life / health / covid / humor )
"OMICRON... If you shuffle the letters, it spells MORONIC." -- from Sara Victoria, @SaraVic333 See https:--twitte... read more

White House, CDC And W.H.O. Are Hereby Banned

( culture / humor / covid / politics )
In accordance with the White House's wishes, we are banning all misinformation from the worst offenders (the White House, CDC and WHO) from this website-platform. They have lost all credibility. I guess we should add ... read more

A Novel Location Of Pack Worker, Etc.

( culture / humor / internet / spam )
Spam number 1 Salute, A novel location of Pack Worker of our package association was unblocked. Our business offers a vast fee and training bundle to make you as a teammate of our team's expanding 'n' favorably influential ... read more

The Delta Variant

( culture / humor / covid )
Remember back in 2020 when the entire world got an early April Fools joke with "health officials" renaming the seasonal flu "Covid-19?" And then those silly boys and girls in media began their fear and panic campaign... read more

A Couple More Humorous Junk Emails

( culture / humor / internet / spam )
"Salute,A fresh stance for Wrapping Headmaster for our logistics fellowship has just been commenced. Our partnership offers a very proper remuneration & instructional case They're leaning pr... read more

Vacancies Available

( culture / humor / internet / spam )
A global leader with a yahoo address? I don't think so. Supposedly from Kayla Smith but address is iran.retailer? And it was not sent to me but to bonabsad@yahoo.com. Starting to look like randomly-generated "AI" names, don't you thi ... read more

The Vaccine Disinformation War

( culture / humor / covid / vaccines )
Hilarious!"This non-experimental experimental "vaccine" is truly a historic development, because apart from saving the world from a virus that causes mild to moderate flu-like symptoms (or, more commonl... read more

A Dilemma We All Now Face

( culture / humor / covid / vaccines )
With all of these offers of free stuff coming out of Corporate America to encourage everyone to get this unnecessary (for 99% of us) and unwise... read more

Cool New Covid Shot Side-Effect Discovered

( culture / humor / covid / vaccines )
Fauci and Gates today held a joint press conference to annou... read more

Business Proposal, File No 180/86

( culture / humor / internet / spam )
Ah, yes, the good ol' Nigerian prince (with a Hungarian email address, for some reason) scam, "just looking for somewhere to park my money!" First of all, their numbering system is messed up. File number 180 out of 86? Anyway...... read more

Hackers Have Access To Your Device

( culture / humor / internet / spam )
One of our favorite scams! Our comments are interspersed in brackets and look like this.From: aam726@abocol.comHello there. Let me introduce myself first - ... read more

The Latest Creative Safety Shoes

( culture / humor / internet / spam )
I'm starting to think this 163.com domain is not legit!From: salesshineo@163.comDear Sir,Lucky day to you! We ARE feeling lucky now that we've received this email! We are a profe ... read more

Electric Bicycle Supplier From China

( culture / humor / internet / spam )
How did they know we sell bicycles!? It's not mentioned anywhere on the site. Sure, we can sell you a bike by creating a link to a local bike shop and let them do the rest, if you want? Anyway, here's the latest very important random ... read more

Coenzymeq10 Elderberry Extract Anthocyanidins

( culture / humor / internet / spam )
Hi Sir ,We have been caring about your esteemed company for a long time. Awww!!! They've been 'caring about us!' Attached our star products. We sincerely hope can help with your business ... read more

Sumptuous Opportunity Is Promptly Uncovered

( culture / humor / internet / spam )
I am so excited! Sounds sumptuous!Received this email the other day from Iris Holets at mrtito88.yahoo.com. I'm sure that is an actual person and address. People don't lie about these things, but I'm concerned. They're asking "hom ... read more

John Cleese Quotes

( culture / humor / quotes )
"Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.""Nothing will stop you being creative so effectively as the fear of making a mistake.""He who laughs most, learns best."... read more

A Goat And A Papaya Test "Positive" For Covid

( life / health / covid / humor )
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Proper Disposal Of Disposable Masks

( culture / humor / covid / masks )
The covid crisis provides the opportunity for many people to... read more

Cowboy Poetry

( culture / humor / poetry )
.newspaper2 -webkit-columns: 90px 2; -moz-columns: 90px 2; columns: 90px 2; .newspaper3 -webkit-columns: 60px 3; -moz-columns: 60px 3; columns: 60px 3; I ain't much for shopping,... read more

No Service

( culture / humor )
No Service. That's what my phone said when I arrived at the restaurant to pick up my teenage daughter. I couldn't text her to say I'd arrived. I would have to do the unthinkable: Get out of the car, physically walk in, and risk hu... read more

On The Subject Of Bidets

( culture / humor / home-garden )
Hilarious conversation I came across on thegatewaypundit.com in the comment section of an article...No toilet paper for you!I have a bidet. Best investment eva!How do... read more

Hilarious Memes About Lockdowns

( culture / humor / covid / politics )
"Look folks, there's an easy way around the government ban on having a traditional Thanksgiving feast with friends and family. Hold a protest against colonialist oppression instead! As we know, protests are exempt from the ... read more

Ordering A Pizza In The Near Future (Like, Maybe Next Month)

( culture / humor / movies-tv-video )
"A man learns how tough it is to order a pizza in the not-too-distant future." Go to How to order a Pizza in the Future ... read more

Norwegian Official Apologizes For Making 2020 An Hour Longer

( culture / humor )
Oct. 21 (UPI) -- The Norwegian official responsible for Daylight Saving Time in the country apologized for adding an additional hour to what "has already been a very demanding year."... Go to ... read more

Watch Deepfake Donald Trump On His First Day Working At RT

( culture / movies-tv-video / humor )
Making news not faking news: ... Go to rt.com-news-501369-donald-trum... read more

California Under Quarantine

( culture / humor / covid )
Hilariously sad. See ... read more

Airlines Gate Agent

( culture / humor / jokes / airlines )
An award should go to the gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent w... read more

Transportation Jokes

( culture / humor / jokes )
New Los Angeles Driver's Exam For those not fortunate enough to live in Los Angeles, here is a copy of the Los Angeles Driver's Exam. For those of you who are, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and ... read more

Humorous Quotes, Page 1

( culture / humor / quotes )
Somethin' to think about Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a trip around the sun. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. I have noticed that the people who are late are ... read more

Non-Fiction Science

( culture / humor )
Acknowledging Receipt of Australopithicus Spiff-arino The story behind the letter below is that there is a man in Newport, RI named Scott Williams who digs things out of his backyard and sends the stuff he finds t... read more

Humorous Quotes, Page 3

( culture / humor / quotes )
Somethin' to think about Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. I have noticed that the people who are late... read more

Humorous Quotes, Page 2

( culture / humor / quotes )
Some Thoughts On Life Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrink ... read more

Non-Fiction 2

( culture / humor )
Credit Card Bill In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston, Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He... read more

Non-Fiction 3

( culture / humor )
How do these people survive? Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for ... read more

Non-Fiction 1

( culture / humor )
Five people who have a job worse than yours The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness requiring medication. The zoo people couldn ... read more

Christmas Jokes

( culture / humor / jokes / christmas )
A Christmas Story One day, this past December, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet ... read more

Computer Screen Cleaner

( education / tech / computers / humor )
No computer can do without this: screen cleaner. Converted free by cloudconvert.com... read more

Emissions Test

( culture / humor / transportation / auto )
A mostly one-way text conversation (click image) I had w... read more

Humor Amid Official Overreaction

( culture / humor / covid )
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.... read more

Mangled English

( culture / humor / language / english )
This is pretty old, from the old newsletter in 1992, when the Soviet Union still existed, but it's still funnyHow English is Being Used in Different Parts of the WorldIN A T... read more

Bandanna Fashion

( culture / humor / covid / fashion )
Nobody bats an eye now when I walk into a bank or store with a bandanna wrapped across my face. Of course, the gun is still a sure giveaway.... read more

Joke Images

( culture / humor / jokes )
WARNING: Not necessarily for kids (or the squeamish).animals &n... read more

Get Into Farming

( culture / humor / jokes )
Some bad language, but funny. ... read more

British Problems

( culture / humor )
via reddit. "Look, buddy, I get it. You have a Ferrari and 'wanna go fast' like Ri... read more

Restroom Difficulty

( culture / humor / employment )
Don't you hate it when you're at work? The end. Wait, no, that's not the end. You're at work - on the bottom floor, because that's where the snack machine is - and you decide to use the restroom. The cleaning lady is in there, with... read more

The Rainbow Ends In Sacramento

( culture / photography / humor / sports )
The rainbow really does end in Sacramento! My nephew Milan has captured proof. :) This was taken at their minor league team, ... read more

Couple Of Good Ones

( culture / humor / jokes )
OK, three good ones. and and, this just in, something to settle the argum... read more

Taking The Stairs

( culture / humor )
Don't you hate it when you're , looking down because it's a struggle, you think you've reached your floor only to look up and see you've got two more to go? Working on the third floor is rough!... read more

Worrying Works

( culture / humor / jokes )
Worrying must work, because almost everything I worry about ends up not happening!... read more

Too Funny

( culture / humor / transportation / auto )
This is not to share. "Almost every driver has been there - when parking in a large lot or garage, it can be easy to misplace a car.But wh... read more

On The Phone With NASA

( life / money / employment / humor )
Got off the phone with @NASA. Had to tell 'em, "Look, I'm not willing to relocate. Stop calling!" OK, so it wasn't actually NASA, I didn't say exactly that, and it wasn't actually a job offer. A recruiter did call about an oppo... read more

Lesson On Taxes

( culture / quotes / humor )
"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream." - Bill Murray... read more


( life / help / services / humor )
Get your here! This is a free service that we're only too happy to provide. And just because it's free doesn't mean it's not professionally done. Give us a call anytime, but the later the hour, the worse the insult!... read more

Wife's Jetta

( culture / humor / transportation / auto )
Driving while my car gets serviced. I called it a piece of $h! while I tried to climb out. Its door hit me in the forehead during the struggle. So, I guess we're even.... read more

If A Man Speaks In The Forest...

( culture / humor / jokes )
"If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear it, is he still wrong?"... read more

Action Films On Netflix

( culture / movies-tv-video / humor )
Almost half of all have a variation of this description: "He thought he was retired, but has to do "One. Last. Job!"Affiliate marketing link below... read more


( culture / humor / family )
Can you say " ?"So, I'm walking back from feeding the neighbor's dog while they're on vacation. I see my wife and daughter in the car up ahead, just about to turn onto our street. I'm looking at them. They're looking at me. They... read more


( culture / humor / food )
"I think I'm addicted to ," I said. "Addicted?" she asked. "Yeah, I'm gonna hit the street looking for my latest fix.""And by 'street,' you mean Aisle 3 at Kroger, right?""Don't question my street cred!"... read more

Parents Code Of Ethics

( culture / humor / sports )
Signing my daughter up for softball, I had to laugh at this (stripped down) :I will encourage good sportsmanshipI will place the emotional and physical well-being of my child ahead of my personal desire ... read more

This Is Deep

( culture / humor / internet )
I just had to share this comment someone left here on FriendsNews.com. Read it, absorb it, digest it, lather, rinse and repeat it. Then let me know what the %$# it means! Here it is:"I comprehend that is genuin... read more

Lost A Friend

( culture / humor / internet / social )
No, not that kind of "lost" (knock on wood). But, don't you hate it when you're walking along talking to someone, it's crowded, you hear a muffled scream but think nothing of it, only to realize several blocks down the street... read more

How To Know If Your Co-Worker Is A Threat To National Security

( culture / humor / politics )
"Essentially, pretend the Soviets won the Cold War and then conquered the United States - that's how the government is operating." Read the rest here ... read more

House Cleaning

( life / home-garden / chores / humor )
While doling out who would be doing what for today's project, my wife Tara assigned the following to me: Strip and make the bed. Knowing me, she then felt the need to clarify. "That means strip the bed." I'll just... read more

Cleanliness Counts

( culture / humor / pets )
Click on this link to clean the inside of your screen: screenclean.gif... read more

So God Made A Dog

( culture / humor / pets )
I love this. "And on the 9th day God looked down on his children and said they need a companion, . Paul Harvey-style tribute to dogs." Read the rest here ... read more

How Hubbard And Rand Got Their Ideas

( culture / movies-tv-video / humor )
According to this video, this must be how it happened.Rand, in bed with Hubbard: &... read more

Bureaucracy At Its Worst, Legal Argument At Its Best

( culture / humor )
Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles ba... read more

Fastest Trooper

( culture / humor / jokes )
Montana State TrooperIn most of the United States there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when temperatures drop to single digits or below. About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan... read more

Doormats With A Difference

( culture / humor / jokes )
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Detroit Bank Robbery

( culture / humor / crime )
Detroit PD should be ashamed! :) Here's the new link ... read more

Cruise Special

( culture / humor / jokes )
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window:" -- $99!"She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 , please." The agent grabs... read more

Typical Man's Timeline

( culture / humor / jokes )
1972: Long hair; 2002: Longing for hair 1972: The perfect high; 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund 1972: KEG; 2002: EKG 1972: Acid rock; 2002: Acid reflux 1972: Moving to California because it's cool; 2002: Mov ... read more

51 Years Ago (Now 70+ Years Ago)

( culture / humor / quotes )
"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20." "Have you seen the ne... read more

Sports Jokes

( culture / humor / jokes / sports )
Baseball An Irishman moves to the USA and finally attends his first baseball game. The first batter approached the batters box, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, Run." ... read more

Romance Math

( culture / humor / jokes / math )
EMATICS Smart man smart woman romance Smart man dumb woman affair Dumb man smart woman marriage Dumb man dumb woman pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss smart emplo... read more

Airline Cabin Announcements

( culture / humor / jokes / airlines )
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no ... read more

Award-Winning English Prose

( culture / humor / language / english )
Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are... read more

April Fools Day Hoaxes

( culture / humor / holidays )
Top 10 SPAGHETTI HARVEST - Bogus item on 1957 BBC news show Panorama. Viewers seeking advice on growing their own were told to put spaghetti ... read more

Andy Rooney Quotes (Supposedly)

( culture / humor / quotes )
Andy Rooney on Monica. Can you believe it? Monica turned 28 this week. It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling round the White House on her hands and knees.... on Vegetarians. "Vegetarian" - that's an old Indian word ... read more

A Little Bible Study Never Hurt Anyone

( culture / humor / jokes )
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. ... read more


( culture / humor / jokes )
Joke Images Joke-related postsA little Bible study never hurt anyone Subject: Why can't I own a Canadian? Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personal ... read more

Stupid Sayings

( culture / humor / jokes )
Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of politicians give the res ... read more

Ice Fishing

( culture / humor / jokes )
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck,... read more

Barbecue Season

( culture / humor / jokes )
After months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, pr... read more

Airline Gripesheet

( culture / humor / jokes / airlines )
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then... read more

Insurance-Related Jokes

( culture / humor / jokes )
Frequently Asked Questions About Healthcare Q: What does HMO stand for?A: This is actually a variation of the phrase, "Hey, Moe!" Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who discovered that a... read more

Did I Read That Sign Right?

( culture / humor / language )
In a public restroom     Toilet Out Of Order. Please Use Floor Below In a laundromat     Automatic Washing Machines     Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes ... read more

Hospital Charts

( culture / humor / jokes )
NOTATIONS ON Actual Sentences or notations Found In Patients' 1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient ha ... read more

Blonde Jokes

( culture / humor / jokes )
Blonde in a hailstorm A blonde is driving home and she gets caught in a really bad hail storm.The hail is as big as tennis balls, and she ends up with her car covered with large dents. So the next day she takes her car to the ... read more

Success Equation

( culture / humor / jokes / math )
This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than ... read more

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