TRANSPORTATION JOKES( culture / humor / jokes )
New Los Angeles Driver's ExamFor those not fortunate enough to live in Los Angeles, here is a copy of the Los Angeles Driver's Exam. For those of you who are, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Ve... read more
JOKE IMAGES( culture / humor / jokes )
WARNING: Not necessarily for kids (or the squeamish).
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GET INTO FARMING( culture / humor / jokes )
Some bad language, but funny. i.imgur.com/Y102FBQ.webpvGet Into Farming ... read more
COUPLE OF GOOD ONES( culture / humor / jokes )
OK, three good ones. andand, this just in, something to settle the argument... ... read more
WORRYING WORKS( culture / humor / jokes )
Worrying must work, because almost everything I worry about ends up not happening!... read more
IF A MAN SPEAKS IN THE FOREST( culture / humor / jokes )
If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear it, is he still wrong?... read more
DOORMATS WITH A DIFFERENCE( culture / humor / jokes )
CRUISE SPECIAL( culture / humor / jokes )
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window:Cruise Special -- $99!She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, I'd like the $99 cruise special, please.The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to... read more
TYPICAL MAN'S TIMELINE( culture / humor / jokes )
1972: Long hair; 2002: Longing for hair1972: The perfect high; 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund1972: KEG; 2002: EKG1972: Acid rock; 2002: Acid reflux1972: Moving to California because it's cool; 2002: Moving to California because it's warm1972: Growing pot; 2002: Growing pot belly1972: T... read more
STUPID SAYINGS( culture / humor / jokes )
Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of politicians give the rest a bad name. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. HONK if you love peace and... read more
ICE FISHING( culture / humor / jokes )
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, ... read more
BARBECUE SEASON( culture / humor / jokes )
After months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following... read more
HOSPITAL CHARTS( culture / humor / jokes )
NOTATIONS ON HOSPITAL CHARTS
Actual Sentences or notations Found In Patients' Hospital Charts
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second da... read more
INSURANCE-RELATED JOKES( culture / humor / jokes )
Frequently Asked Questions About HealthcareQ: What does HMO stand for?A: This is actually a variation of the phrase, Hey, Moe! Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes. Modern practice repl... read more