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SATIRE: Everyone Ordered To Pay Everyone Reparations As Every Race Owned Every Race At Some Point

SATIRE: 12 Life Hacks To Avoid Looking At Women In The Gym

SATIRE: Mom Confident Family Has What It Needs To Survive WWIII Now That The Tomato Plant Has Sprouted

SATIRE: 'Hey, What Happened To All The Dinosaurs?' Asks Noah's Wife As He Grills Up A 37-Foot-Long Rack Of Ribs

SATIRE: Miracle: Biden Ends Same Covid Pandemic For The Third Time

SATIRE: Gay Couple Shops For A Designer Baby To Match Their Shoes

SATIRE: Sad: YouTuber MrBeast Spends Millions Curing Blind People When He Could've Sent Another Tank To Ukraine

SATIRE: The 9 Types Of People You Meet In A Church Prayer Circle

SATIRE: 'The Refs Totally Cost Us The Game,' Says Guy Whose Team Lost By Four Touchdowns

SATIRE: Jay Leno Slips On Banana Peel While Pogo-Sticking, Bounces Down 175 Stair Steps And Lands On Cactus

SATIRE: Rookie Trans Woman Picks The One Sport Where Biological Women Actually Have An Advantage

SATIRE: Payday Loan Center Sets Up Shop In Egg Aisle

SATIRE: Andy Stanley Gets Into Heated Debate With Bible

SATIRE: New Netflix Series On Tyre Nichols Beating To Feature White Officers

SATIRE: Scholars Now Believe Pharaoh Had His Head Baker Hanged For Putting Walnuts In Brownies

SATIRE: Church Installs Trap Doors To Get Praise Band Off Stage More Efficiently

SATIRE: Woman In Express Checkout Lane Only Has 2,387 Items Over Limit

SATIRE: Ford Releases New Safety Feature Where Car Shuts Off If A Woman Gets In Driver's Seat

SATIRE: AOC Accuses This ChatGPT Fellow Of Wanting To Date Her

SATIRE: Local Church Turns To Robo-Greeters To Combat Volunteer Shortage

SATIRE: God Regrets Writing 'Sing To The Lord A New Song' After Hearing The New Songs Christians Are Singing

SATIRE: Introducing The Babylon Bee AOC Article Generator

SATIRE: 11 Other Problematic Disney Rides That Need To Be Closed Immediately

SATIRE: In Hilarious Prank, God Makes 1 Out Of Every 20 Pistachios Taste Like Flaming Rotten Garbage

SATIRE: U.S. Tanks In Ukraine Already Destroyed After Being Easily Recognized By Their Rainbow Camouflage

SATIRE: Lucky Charms Unveils New Ukrainian Flag Marshmallow

SATIRE: 9 Warning Signs Your Child Is Cisgender

SATIRE: Ukrainian, Russian Soldiers Snap Adorable Photo With Their Matching American Tanks

SATIRE: TikTokker Furious As No One Has Ogled Her At Gym All Morning

SATIRE: Pfizer Pleased To Announce Their New Vaccine 90% Effective Against New Virus They Created

SATIRE: Local Hen Surpasses Elon Musk In Net Worth

SATIRE: Schiff, Swalwell Demoted To House Party Planning Committee

SATIRE: Having Maxed Out Taxes On California Residents, Newsom Proposes New Tax On Florida Residents

SATIRE: Hillary Clinton Boasts Of Having No Classified Documents From Her Time As President

SATIRE: 15 Subtle Hints The News Anchor Is Lying

SATIRE: Billions Dead As Doomsday Clock Springs Forward For Daylight Saving Time

SATIRE: Billions Dead As Doomsday Clock Springs Forward For Daylight Savings Time

SATIRE: After Being Kicked Off Intelligence Committee, Adam Schiff Given Seat On Pencil-Neck Committee

SATIRE: Due To Food Shortages, Cheesecake Factory Cuts Menu Down To Only 32 Pages

SATIRE: Pfizer Introduces New Mascot 'Clotty'

SATIRE: Black Smoke Rises From Vatican As Pope Tosses Another Bible Into The Fireplace

SATIRE: Pence Turns Himself In To Childhood Scoutmaster After Discovering He Accidentally Kept Knot-Tying Manual

SATIRE: Unemployment Among Talking Candies Hits Record High Under Biden Regime

SATIRE: The Bernie Sanders 10-Step Plan For Ending Poverty

SATIRE: Experts Predict Andy Stanley Just 3 Years From Becoming Atheist

SATIRE: Environmentally Conscious Cowboys Take Herd Of Crickets Out To Pasture

SATIRE: After Priest Exorcises All Demons From Her Home, Pelosi Becomes A Republican

SATIRE: Netflix 'Narnia' Adaptation To Feature First Black White Witch

SATIRE: 'Just An Idea' Burns Down Atlanta

SATIRE: George Santos Signs Lucrative Endorsement Deal With Whoppers

SATIRE: Man With Taylor Swift Tickets And A Dozen Eggs Tops Forbes Wealthiest List

SATIRE: White House Proudly Hangs '1 Day Without Classified Documents Discovered At President's House' Sign

SATIRE: In Response To Shooting Charges, Alec Baldwin Pleads Democrat

SATIRE: Yoda Announces Pronouns Are Him/He

SATIRE: 'Jesus Was All About Inclusion' Says Pastor Confusing Jesus With Satan

SATIRE: Batch Of Classified Documents Found On Walmart Clearance Shelf

SATIRE: The Bee Presents: A More Realistic Order Of Worship

SATIRE: Yoko Ono Booked To Yodel At Next Year's WEF Summit

SATIRE: Martin Luther Criticized For Nailing 95 Theses To Wittenberg Door Instead Of Using Convenient Suggestion Box

SATIRE: Gavin Newsom Caught At French Laundry Eating Eggs Cooked On Gas Stove

SATIRE: Man Wondering Why People Keep Stealing His 'Come And Take It' Flag

SATIRE: Peloton Unveils $500 Bike-Shaped Laundry Rack

SATIRE: Labor Shortage Hits Local Chick-Fil-A As They Only Have 68 People Working Their Drive-Thru

SATIRE: Everyone From Your Jr. High Class Still Thinks About The Time Your Fly Was Down And Laughs At You Every Day

SATIRE: Sinner Parents Shocked As Kids Turn Out To Be Sinners

SATIRE: 'Greetings, Fellow Persons Of Color' Says Justin Trudeau Arriving In San Francisco

SATIRE: Church Sets Record for Shortest Black Worship Service At 4 Hours, 52 Minutes

SATIRE: Man Pops Car Hood, Thus Exhausting His Knowledge Of How Cars Work

SATIRE: Wife Asks Husband To Stop At Store Real Quick And Buy A Couple Thousand Items

SATIRE: Al Gore Again Warns The Earth Will Not Make It Past The Year 2012

SATIRE: 'This Is The Worst Pain Any Human Has Ever Felt,' Man With Flu Tells Wife Who Pushed 3 Children Out Of Body

SATIRE: Wife Spends First 30 Minutes Of New Show Googling Where She Knows The Actors From

SATIRE: Egypt Ordered To Pay Israel Reparations For Slavery

SATIRE: NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing Soccer

SATIRE: Second-Grader Suspended For Misgendering An M&M

SATIRE: 15 Reasons Completely Unrelated To The Vaccine People Are Dying Suddenly

SATIRE: Tom Brady Sure Glad He Gave Up Family For This

SATIRE: DOJ Adds Everyone Who Pre-Ordered 'Hogwarts Legacy' To Anti-Trans Watchlist

SATIRE: 40 Foods That Will Definitely Kill You

SATIRE: John The Baptist Invited To Speak At World Economic Forum On Benefits Of Eating Locusts

SATIRE: Unclear Whether Grogu Collapsed Suddenly Due To Force Exertion Or Myocarditis

SATIRE: WEF Attendees Discuss How To Make Eggs Even More Expensive

SATIRE: Citing Racist History, Harvard Bans Using The Word 'Harvard'

SATIRE: Congress Urged To Raise Theft Ceiling

SATIRE: 7 Ways To Spot An FBI Agent Twitter Profile

SATIRE: GoFundMe Page Started To Help Complete MLK Statue

SATIRE: Harriet Tubman Honored With Statue Of Her Left Big Toe

SATIRE: 30 Other Things Investigators Found In Biden's Garage

SATIRE: Millions Of Lives Saved By Person Wearing Mask While Walking Alone On Sidewalk

SATIRE: Buttigieg Defends Job Performance By Reminding Everyone He's Gay

SATIRE: Biden Tries Wearing Tan Suit To Distract From Scandals

SATIRE: Theologians Confirm Scripture 72% More Powerful When Read In Cool Foreign Accent

SATIRE: Congress Declares Any Member Who Refuses To Bow To The Bust Of Zelensky Will Be Thrown Into A Fiery Furnace

SATIRE: Apostle Paul Fired As DJ For 'Positive, Encouraging K-LOVE'

SATIRE: Local Man Crushing Bible-In-A-Year Plan After Switching To Jesus Storybook Bible

SATIRE: Biden Calls For Two Weeks Of Not Cooking On Gas Stoves To Flatten The Curve

SATIRE: In Climate Initiative, Arby's Changes Slogan To 'We Have the Bugs'

SATIRE: Bullies Stuff Kid Into Locker For Not Giving His Pronouns

SATIRE: Meghan Proudly Announces That Harry Has Of His Own Free Will Decided To Transition Into Princess Harriet

SATIRE: Yet Another Stash Of Classified Documents Discovered During Biden's Colonoscopy

SATIRE: Democratic Women's Caucus Wears Matching White Butcher Coats In Support Of Abortion

SATIRE: Associate Pastor Ascends To Glory After Perfect Morning Announcement Delivery

SATIRE: 7 Other Problematic Household Appliances That Should Be Banned

SATIRE: Chaos After Buttigieg Falls Asleep on 'Shut Down All Air Travel' Button Again

SATIRE: Pfizer Reportedly Working On Vaccine To Counteract Gas Stove Emissions

SATIRE: DOJ Indicts Trump For Biden's Possession Of Classified Documents

SATIRE: With All The Female M&Ms Off In Their Own Bag, Male M&Ms Finally Enjoying Some Peace And Quiet

SATIRE: After Hearing It's A Dangerous Hazard That's Killed Millions, Biden Proposes Ban On Fire

SATIRE: Biden Says He Is Unaware Of Any Classified Docs, Or Who He Is, Or Why He's Sitting In This Oval-Shaped Office

SATIRE: 10 Clever Ways To Avoid Persecution For Your Faith

SATIRE: Job Receives Thoughtful 'Hang In There' Cat Poster From Friends

SATIRE: Military To End Vax Mandate Now That All The Conservatives Have Been Weeded Out

SATIRE: Oppressed Iranian Women Finally Feeling There's Hope Thanks To All-Female M&Ms

SATIRE: Doctors Finally Admit Best Treatment For Flu Just 'The Price Is Right' And Crackers

SATIRE: Jesus Heals Lame Man By Giving Him Dope Shades And Cool Leather Jacket

SATIRE: Mike Pence Repents After Eating Bag Of All-Female M&Ms Without Wife Present

SATIRE: Celebrity Who Travels On Private Jets And Collects Luxury Sports Cars Says You're The Reason For Climate Change

SATIRE: 9 Surprising Benefits Of The Vaccine

SATIRE: Man Everyone Mocked For Raising Chickens Gets Last Laugh

SATIRE: Study Finds Despite Campaign Promises, Malarkey Has Increased 376% Under Biden

SATIRE: Radical Conspiracy Theorist Says Most Mental Health Problems Can Be Solved With Exercise, Fresh Air, Spending Time With Family

SATIRE: 'California Is The State Of Freedom,' Says Man Who Locked Everyone In Their Homes For 2 Years

SATIRE: Disagreement Among Progressives Over Whether The Vax Is The Literal Body Of Fauci Or Just Symbolic

SATIRE: Is your dog an idiot?

SATIRE: Woman completing tax return can't wait to see how the government wisely spends it

SATIRE: Cornwall no wiser as to what space is

SATIRE: 'I am the creative school mum for this class and you are fking well not'

SATIRE: If you dare strike you're all fired, say genius Tories

SATIRE: Why Eurovision is punk as fk, by John Lydon

SATIRE: Experts Say They Don't Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It's Definitely Not That One Thing

SATIRE: Having Kids: Pros and Cons

SATIRE: Pregnant Joker Holds Bank Hostage Until Someone Brings Him Pickles And Ice Cream

SATIRE: Biden Declares The Southern Border As Secure As America's Elections

SATIRE: To Show Off His Wealth, Scrooge McDuck Will Now Dive Into Vault Of Eggs

SATIRE: Gridlock: Couple On 15th Round Of Voting Where To Go For Dinner

SATIRE: Big Dumb Oaf Of A Husband Thinks Hand Towel Is For Drying Hands

SATIRE: Fintech and other new words you don't understand and it's too late to ask

SATIRE: Man cruising through Eat And Drink Whatever The Fk I Want January

SATIRE: Divorced couple renew vows of eternal hatred

SATIRE: Hi, I'm your friend who describes memes

SATIRE: Wife Suddenly Wakes From Coma After Husband Boots Up PlayStation

SATIRE: Nation Devastated As Congress Resumes Functioning

SATIRE: Coal Miner Feels Really Sorry For Congressmen Having To Do All This Hard Work Lately

SATIRE: Adam And Eve Pretty Confident God Will Never Find Their Sweet Hiding Spot Behind This Tree

SATIRE: McCarthy Calls Grocery Store To Order 15th 'Congratulations Mr. Speaker' Cake

SATIRE: After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America's Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin

The leftist word zombies are coming for you

SATIRE: 10 Potential Candidates To Challenge McCarthy For Speaker

SATIRE: Scholars Now Believe Forbidden Fruit Was Seed Oils

SATIRE: 8 Troubling Signs You Are Being Persecuted For Your Faith

SATIRE: AOC Asks Why We Need A House Speaker Since Everyone Already Has Headphones

SATIRE: Remaining Avengers Team Up To Battle Snow Plow

SATIRE: Per Obscure Constitutional Rule, Speaker Vote Will Now Be Decided By 'Wipeout' Obstacle Course

SATIRE: 'Man caves' and other male nonsense women wouldn't get away with

SATIRE: How to ruin other people's attempts to get healthy

SATIRE: I am Avatar 2 and I am your only entertainment option this weekend

SATIRE: Five very specific ways women want men to be spontaneous

SATIRE: 'There are no bad dogs only bad owners' and other lies people tell about their pets

SATIRE: Bride's dream wedding day ruined when she realises she's marrying a dick

SATIRE: Couple doing almost-dry January by only drinking what's left

SATIRE: S Club Allstars and other acts only still going to pay off the mortgage

SATIRE: Nation In Shock As Politicians Show Up To Work 4 Days In A Row

SATIRE: Six fun phrases you can never use in a relationship

SATIRE: 'I'm just off for a crap' and other things you can't say out loud at work

SATIRE: Phase One of the Prince Harry Cinematic Universe to kick off in June

SATIRE: 'Toughest week of my life' says nurse after job swap with right-wing columnist

SATIRE: Harry's book sounds like a bloody good read, Britain agrees

SATIRE: How to have a complete gammon makeover. By Sir Keir Starmer

SATIRE: Adam Kinzinger's Mom Lets Him Open One Jan 6th Present On Jan 6th Eve

SATIRE: 'Well Done,' Says God To Man Who Spent Life Arguing In YouTube Comments Section

SATIRE: Karine Jean-Pierre Claims Everything Has Always Been More Expensive Than Usual

SATIRE: Lego Introduces First-Ever Affordable Lego Set

SATIRE: CNN Forced To Cut To Commercial As New Political Commentator Adam Kinzinger Crying Again

SATIRE: House Speaker Role Finally Clinched By Representative Jar Jar Binks

SATIRE: McCarthy Warns Not Voting For Him Could Delay More Funds To Ukraine

SATIRE: Seven ways takeaway deliveries will punish you for being a lazy bastard

SATIRE: All public toilets in London to be relocated to Doncaster

SATIRE: Fat Les and other musicians' side projects that were utter shite

SATIRE: Daily Mail readers and other people who will obviously side with William

SATIRE: Royal fans flocking to buy 'William kicking Harry's head in' souvenir plates

SATIRE: Christian Who Listens To 13 Podcasts Every Day Doesn't Have Time To Listen To Audio Bible

SATIRE: Loudly Booing Man Escorted Away From Ron DeSantis's Inauguration

SATIRE: Solomon Thinking Of Downgrading 48th Wife To Concubine Because Of The Way She Chews

SATIRE: House Republicans Frantically Binge Old 'Schoolhouse Rock' Episodes To Figure Out What They're Supposed To Be Doing

SATIRE: Republican Approval Rating At Record High After Bringing Congress To Grinding Halt

SATIRE: Elon Musk Named Honorary Congressman After Making $200 Billion Disappear

SATIRE: In Overnight Vote, Buffalo Guy Elected Speaker Of The House

SATIRE: Splash your face with water once a week: How to follow a man's skincare routine

SATIRE: How to survive your workplace's bullshit online training

SATIRE: It can be set to silent and other reasons why your phone is better than your kids

SATIRE: Rishi Sunak unveils his vision of Spod Britain

SATIRE: Beloved childhood films Generation Z can't understand you liking

SATIRE: Does waiting 10 hours to see an A&E doctor count as a crisis? Take the Tory party quiz

SATIRE: Biden Relieved to Hear There's No Shortage of Adult Diapers

SATIRE: Winning: Elon Musk Makes All of Bill Gates's Tweets Autocorrect to Say "Poopy Butt'

SATIRE: CDC Recommends Isolating Yourself from All Other Human Beings by Going to See Morbius

SATIRE: Bill Clinton Tests Positive for Covid, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, Hiv, Herpes (Continued)

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