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SATIRE: 'I'm Not Sanctimonious And I Don't Look Like A Meatball,' Whispers Ron DeSantis Crying Self To Sleep At Night

SATIRE: 'Florida Is A Mismanaged Hellhole And Only An Idiot Would Live There,' Says Trump

SATIRE: Homeschooler Looking Forward To Last Day Of School In 12 Years

SATIRE: In Unprecedented Attack On Human Rights, Target Moves "Pride" Displays Back 20 Feet

SATIRE: Woman Enters 8th Hour Of Argument She's Having With Husband Entirely In Her Head

SATIRE: Jordan Peterson Considers Every Possible Meaning Of Bible Story Except That It Might Mean Exactly What It Says

SATIRE: Innocent Multi-Billion Dollar Corporation Ruthlessly Attacked By People Not Giving Them Money

SATIRE: Theologians Confirm There Are Audiobooks In Hell But They Are All Voiced By Awkwafina

SATIRE: Satan-Worshipping Trans Babies May Be Unable To Find Clothing If Target Pulls "Pride" Displays

SATIRE: Biden Says Anyone Can Crash Twitter, It Takes A Real Leader To Crash Economy

SATIRE: After Twitter Announcement Fails, DeSantis Sends Back-Up Announcement To People's Pagers

SATIRE: Adolf Hitler Announces Run For President

SATIRE: Nation's Husbands Now Praying Hobby Lobby Does Something Stupid

SATIRE: 10 Brand-New Subjects Being Taught In Public Schools This Fall

SATIRE: Wife Calls Off Target Boycott Five Seconds After Walking Into Walmart

SATIRE: Netflix Announces 'Wife Mode' Function That Explains Entire Movie Before It Starts

SATIRE: Nation Unsure How The Government Not Being Able To Borrow More Money Is A Crisis

SATIRE: Sanctuary City Bummed Now That It Has To Do The Actual 'Sanctuary' Part

SATIRE: Google Doodle Celebrates First Indigenous Transgender Water-Skier With No Legs

SATIRE: Marriage Put To Ultimate Test As Couple Hangs Curtains Together

SATIRE: Southern Poverty Law Center Classifies Everyone Not Currently Wearing A "Pride" Shirt As A Hate Group

SATIRE: 'Psst! Hey Kid, Wanna Change Your Gender?' Says Target Dog Emerging From Clothes Rack

SATIRE: Gandalf The White Returns As Gandalf The Black Upon Hearing About $1 Million Reparations

SATIRE: Job Finally Loses Will To Live As Phone Dies

SATIRE: Wife Boycotts Target, Costing Company Millions Per Year

SATIRE: Republicans Win Emmy For Acting Like Government Spending Makes Them Sad

SATIRE: Governor Newsom To Require All Toddler Racecar Beds Be Electric By 2030

SATIRE: Local Dad Manages To Change Diaper With Mere 427 Wipes

SATIRE: Man Fought Good Fight, Finished Race, Kept The Faith

SATIRE: YouTuber Stuck In Endless Loop Of Reacting To His Own Reaction Videos

SATIRE: White 12 Passenger Van Either Belongs To Kidnapper Or Nice Catholic Family

SATIRE: Every Lutheran Splits Into Own Individual Synod

SATIRE: Terrified Paparazzi Photographer Starting To Think This Meghan Markle Girl Is Stalking Him

SATIRE: Chief Diversity Officer White

SATIRE: Zelensky Announces Run For Second Term Of U.S. Presidency

SATIRE: In New Sermon Series, Andy Stanley Just Begins Beating A Bible With A Steel Chair

SATIRE: Indiana Jones Changes Name To 'Land Stolen From Indigenous Peoples Jones'

SATIRE: Fox News Announces New Primetime Show: A Computer Playing Tucker's Twitter Show

SATIRE: To Win Back Old Customer Base, Bud Light Adds Mullets To Cans

SATIRE: Female Scientists Still Unable To Make Sense Of Strange Lever That Makes Car Lights Blink

SATIRE: Doctor Cures Long Covid By Telling Patients To Quit Faking It

SATIRE: Pete Buttigieg Takes Parental Leave Again After Adopting A Highway

SATIRE: Kamala Harris Receives Honorary Degree From Clown College

SATIRE: Husband Foolishly Offers Solution To Wife's Problem

SATIRE: CNN Buys Extra-Large Excavator To Help Bury Durham Report

SATIRE: NY Mayor Declares Texas A Sanctuary State For Immigrants

SATIRE: Elon Musk Apologizes To Magneto For Comparing Him To George Soros

SATIRE: Kid Playing Battleship Discovers Unstoppable Strategy Of Not Putting Ships On The Board

SATIRE: Dad Punishes Misbehaving Son By Giving Him Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

SATIRE: Lutheran Man Clarifies He's One Of Those Weird Ones Who Believes The Bible

SATIRE: Local Moblin Relaxing By Campfire Slain By Wandering Psychopath

SATIRE: SNL Beats Writer's Strike With Popular Host Who Can Ad-Lib For Hours

SATIRE: Media Admits They Lied About That Russia Collusion Thing But Are Totally Telling The Truth About Everything Else

SATIRE: 10 Life Hacks To Help You Stop Looking At Porn

SATIRE: Ezekiel Kicking Himself For Not Patenting His Bread Recipe

SATIRE: Mayorkas Assures That Droid Army Deploying Onto Planet Is Not An Invasion

SATIRE: Biden Finally Draws Larger Crowd Than Trump

SATIRE: Border Patrol Not Too Sure About This 'Mohammed Sanchez' Guy

SATIRE: San Francisco Announces Plan To Release Monkeys Onto The Streets To Fling Away All The Poo

SATIRE: Biden Awarded Honorary Doctorate For Work As Honorary President

SATIRE: Father Starting To Worry Church Could Interfere With Kid's Travel Ball Schedule

SATIRE: Adam Beginning To Suspect Eve Made This Whole Mother's Day Thing Up

SATIRE: Biden Heads To Beach House To Recuperate After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week

SATIRE: Most Democrats In Favor Of Welcoming Immigrants Into Someone Else's Neighborhood

SATIRE: Husband Assures Wife He Only Looks At Song Of Solomon For The Theology

SATIRE: Biden Says $10 Million Payment From Romania To His Cat Is Totally Legitimate

SATIRE: Scientists Determine Cereal Tastes The Best At 10 PM While Watching A True Crime Doc

SATIRE: Desantis Makes It Illegal For Link To Wear Gerudo Outfit In Florida

SATIRE: Congress Raises Debt Ceiling To Infinity Million Billion 1 No Takebacks

SATIRE: Bizarre New Illness Causes Millions To Stay Home From Work Today

SATIRE: Twitter's New Female CEO Expands Tweet Limit To 1,000,000 Characters

SATIRE: Jill Biden Excited To Hear About The Arrival Of Record Numbers Of Breakfast Tacos

SATIRE: Genius: Elon Musk Saves 22% On Twitter Executive Salaries By Hiring Female CEO

SATIRE: Biden Offers Money To Journalists To Stop Talking About His Family's Bribery Allegations

SATIRE: Parents At Piano Recital Perk Up As Asian Kid Takes Stage

SATIRE: Feinstein Says A Recent Jedi Attempt On Her Life Has Left Her Scarred And Deformed

SATIRE: CNN Host Sues Trump For Assault And Defamation After Town Hall

SATIRE: Border Wall Covered With Bud Light Signs To Deter Migrants

SATIRE: To Save Money On Bombs, Air Force Will Now Drop Morbidly Obese Airmen On Enemy

SATIRE: 9 Possible Christ Figures In Narnia

SATIRE: Trump Announces He Will Pay $5M Judgment In Collectible NFT Trading Cards

SATIRE: George Santos Arrested, 534 Members Of Congress Still At Large

SATIRE: 14 Keys To Acquiring A Ridiculously SHREDDED Physique

SATIRE: In Latest Gaffe, Biden Signs An Actual Guy Named 'Bill'

SATIRE: Mayorkas Heads To Border To Fire Starter Pistol When Title 42 Expires

SATIRE: Youth Pastor Delivers Powerful Message On Joseph And His Many-Colored Bussin' Drip

SATIRE: Biden Reassures Americans That Someone In His Administration Is Probably Doing Something About The Border

SATIRE: Deranged Lunatics Light Cake On Fire And Give It To A Child

SATIRE: 10 Warning Signs You're A Pathetic Beta Male

SATIRE: God, I Thank You That I Am Not Like Other White Evangelicals - Op-Ed By David French

SATIRE: Man Was About To Turn Off Car When "Stairway To Heaven" Came On And Now He's Gotta Sit In The Driveway For 7:55

SATIRE: CNN Fires Don Lemon Again Just To Be Sure

SATIRE: One-Year-Old Condemned For Appearing In Blackface After Chocolate Cake Incident

SATIRE: Disciples Casually Ask Kid With Fish And Loaves If His Mom Could Pack Wings And Nachos Next Time

SATIRE: Coronation Day Disaster As King Charles Accidentally Freezes London With Hidden Ice Powers And Flees To The Mountains

SATIRE: With Late-Night Shows Off Air, Liberals Forced To Start Paying For Actual Therapy

SATIRE: Biden Pulls Out Handy 'Wheel Of Distraction' To Deflect From Latest Scandal

SATIRE: Biden Taps Kamala Harris To Counteract Rise Of Intelligence

SATIRE: 'A.I. Will Be Totally Great For Humanity,' Says Man Who Has Never Read A Sci-Fi Novel

SATIRE: Hitler Exonerated After Footage Discovered Of Him Moonwalking On Subway

SATIRE: In Major Effort To Attract New Recruits, Navy Offering Unlimited Bud Light

SATIRE: Grown Man In 2023 Still Saying 'Cool Beans'

SATIRE: Bros Drinking Cosmos Laugh At Friend Ordering Bud Light

SATIRE: Dad Sits Down Son To Have 'The Talk' About The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

SATIRE: Attenborough Family Wishes Grandpa Would Shut Up And Let Them Enjoy The Beach

SATIRE: Navy Somehow Even Gayer

SATIRE: 9 Things Men Will Do Instead Of Going To Therapy

SATIRE: Parents Who Raised Kids On Disney Movies About Rebelling Against Parents Not Sure Why Kids Are Rebelling Against Their Parents

SATIRE: Guy Weaving Through Traffic Awarded 1st Place Trophy For Getting To Off-Ramp 15 Seconds Ahead Of You

SATIRE: Nashville Shooter Manifesto Placed In Secure Crate Alongside Motive For Vegas Shooting, Epstein Client List, Ark of The Covenant

SATIRE: Footage Found Of Gas Stove Participating In Jan. 6th Riot

SATIRE: Putin Retaliates For Assassination Attempt By Misgendering Admiral Levine

SATIRE: Biden Deploys 1,500 Troops At Border To Help Register New Voters

SATIRE: 10 Disturbing, Newly Discovered Side Effects Of The Covid Shot

SATIRE: Beautiful AOC Fails To Notice Handsome And Talented Satire Writers Even Though They Keep Writing Hilarious Headlines About Her

SATIRE: A.I. Calculates It Will Be More Efficient To Just Let Humanity Destroy Itself

SATIRE: With Vice News Closing, White House Will Have To Lie To Public Directly

SATIRE: White House Announces Illegal Immigration Has Decreased 90 Percent Since They Redefined It

SATIRE: Hollywood Movie Quality Expected To Improve Exponentially As Writers Go On Strike

SATIRE: Nation Surprised To Find Out Late-Night TV Actually Had Writers

SATIRE: Chelsea Clinton Seen Lurking In Windowless Van Passing Out Pornographic Material To Kids

SATIRE: Disney Execs Baffled That Mario Movie Made $1 Billion Without Any Trans Goombas

SATIRE: Joseph Not Sure What To Make Of Pharaoh's Dream Where Everyone In Egypt Is Laughing At Him In His Underwear Again

SATIRE: Montana Lawmaker Nails Audition For Bud Light Spokesperson

SATIRE: Visitor Expertly Weaves Past Church Greeters Like Saquon Barkley

SATIRE: Major Security Breakthrough In Star Wars Universe With Invention Of Door That Does Not Open If You Just Shoot The Control Panel

SATIRE: Noah Starting To Think The Woodpeckers Were A Bad Idea

SATIRE: Biden Campaign Hires Stunt Double For High-Risk Stairs Scene

Another Takedown Scheme...Senator Durbin Attacks Justice Clarence Thomas

SATIRE: Cue Card Hosts Press Conference While Biden Out Sick

SATIRE: Randi Weingarten Explains She Tried To Reopen Schools In Opposite World

SATIRE: Biden Unable To Participate In Democratic Debates Due To Looming Screenwriters Strike

SATIRE: Planned Parenthood CEO Warns That Down Syndrome Barbie Could Teach Young Girls To Value Human Life

SATIRE: Biden Relieved to Hear There's No Shortage of Adult Diapers

SATIRE: Winning: Elon Musk Makes All of Bill Gates's Tweets Autocorrect to Say "Poopy Butt'

SATIRE: CDC Recommends Isolating Yourself from All Other Human Beings by Going to See Morbius

SATIRE: Bill Clinton Tests Positive for Covid, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, Hiv, Herpes (Continued)

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