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Posts where [SATIRE] is in the category, subcategory or keywords (not necessarily content)SATIRE: Local Teen Experiences Deep Solidarity With Persecuted Believers After Phone Battery Dies
SATIRE: 9 Ways To Spot A Good Potential Future Spouse At Church
SATIRE: 'What Does O.P.S. Stand For?' Wife Asks, Unaware She Has Just Doomed Herself To 75-Minute Primer On Advanced Baseball Statistics
SATIRE: Woman Stirs Just Long Enough To Click Im Still Watching On Netflix
SATIRE: Ladies: Here Are 9 Easy Ways To Comfort Your Man When His Favorite Sports Team Loses
SATIRE: Texas Children's Hospital CEO Denies Wrongdoing
SATIRE: California Dad Warns Kid If He Doesn't Study Hard He'll End Up Homeless With Free Luxury Room And Vodka Shots
SATIRE: DOJ Opens New Tipline For Criminals To Report Whistleblowers
SATIRE: Catholics, Protestants Can't Wait Til The Left Is Defeated So They Can Get Back To Fighting Each Other
SATIRE: White House Asks Migrants To Hold Off On Raping And Murdering Any More Americans Until After Election
SATIRE: Keep Religion Out Of Our Schools, Says Teacher With BLM, "Pride" Flags In Classroom
SATIRE: Walt Disney Posthumously Fired By Walt Disney Company For Being White Male
SATIRE: Democrats Warn If Porn Banned Young Men Will Learn To Lead And Contribute To Society
SATIRE: 10 Commandments Democrats Have Approved For Display In Public Schools
SATIRE: White House Dispatches Cast Of Queer Eye To Negotiate Ceasefire With Hamas
SATIRE: Man Knows He Must Have Heard A Dave Matthews Band Song Sometime In His Life But Can't Place Where Or Why
SATIRE: AOC Joins Hamas
SATIRE: World's Top Scientists Convene In Secret Lab To Develop The Perfect Drug Cocktail For Biden To Make It Through 1-Hour Debate
SATIRE: FBI Firearm Training Facility Replaces Paper Targets With Copies Of The Constitution
SATIRE: Tropical Storm Alberto Crosses Into Texas, Immediately Registered To Vote As A Democrat
SATIRE: KJP Claims Video Where She Said Biden Video Was A Deepfake Was Also A Deepfake
SATIRE: 9 Classic Star Wars Scenes Disney Is Editing To Add Pronouns
SATIRE: 8 Ways For White People To Show They're Down With The Cause This Juneteenth
SATIRE: God Disappointed By Lack Of Eloquence In Five-Year-Old's Prayer
SATIRE: Nation Unsure Why Buffalo Bills Starting Gay Football Team When Dallas Cowboys Already Exist
SATIRE: Star Wars Introduces Non-Binary Ewok With Preferred Pronouns Yub/Nub
SATIRE: Trump Polling At 100% After Hosts Warn He Would Cancel 'The View'
SATIRE: 12 Leaked Questions From CNN's Upcoming Presidential Debate
SATIRE: Sad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got Murdered
SATIRE: As Summer Temps Rise, Nation's Women Transition From 'Freezing' To 'Cold'
SATIRE: Scientists Torn On Whether To Blame Heat Wave On Climate Change, Trump, Or White Supremacy
SATIRE: Chili's Unveils New Ad Campaign: 'At Least We're Not Applebee's'
SATIRE: New Debate Rule Allows Moderators To Zap Trump With Giant Cattle Prods Anytime They Feel Like It
SATIRE: DeSantis Announces Reparations Program Of Lower Taxes, Less Government, Less Murder, Endless Sunshine
SATIRE: White House Claims Terrible Economy Is Just A Deepfake
SATIRE: Chuck Schumer And 10 Other Members Of Congress Tell Us How They Like Their Burgers Cooked
SATIRE: 10 Street Signs And Why They Are Homophobic
SATIRE: 'It's Just Basketball,' Shrugs Decapitated Caitlin Clark
SATIRE: Obama Panics As His Biden Remote Control Loses Connection
SATIRE: I Thought I Invited Comedians, Says Confused Pope After Stephen Colbert Shows Up
SATIRE: Man Who Claims To Like Fishing Actually Just Likes Sitting Alone In Boat For 5 Hours
SATIRE: Man Who Transitioned To Woman Just To Avoid The Draft Feeling Pretty Foolish About Now
SATIRE: All Bump Stocks Lost In Boating Accidents Back In 2017 Miraculously Wash Up On Shore
SATIRE: G7 Officially Changed To G6 After Biden Wanders Off Again
SATIRE: Half-hearted Jog Turns Into All-Out Sprint Whenever Car Drives By
SATIRE: President Pretending To Be Catholic Meets Pope Pretending To Be Catholic
SATIRE: Southern Baptist Convention Votes To Allow Women To Lead, But Only The Sandwich Ministry
SATIRE: God Confirms Heaven Will Bring All Nations, Tribes, And Tongues Together In Hatred Of The NY Yankees
SATIRE: What Dads Get for Father's Day vs. What They Actually Want
SATIRE: Christian Dad Assures Children The Ghost In The Closet Isn't Real But It Might Be A Demon
SATIRE: Waffle House Reveals This Weekend's Fight Card, Hank the Hobo vs. Crackhead Steve
SATIRE: Biden Disappointed After Huge Scoop Of Vanilla Ice Cream Turns Out To Be Pope Francis
SATIRE: "Authorities" Warn Of Con Artist Scamming Dementia Patients Out Of Billions Of Dollars
SATIRE: Inside Out 2 Introduces New Emotion White Guilt
SATIRE: Dr. Science Fiction Himself: Part One of my Exclusive Interview with Fauci
SATIRE: Local Church Hosting Fun Jan 6-Themed VBS This Summer
SATIRE: Bottle Of 18-Year Single-Malt Baja Blast Sells At Auction For $145K
SATIRE: Attractive Female Saying 'Wokeness Is Gaytarded' Instantly Becomes World's Most Popular Conservative Influencer
SATIRE: Pfizer Assures Public They Are Preparing For Next Pandemic By Developing An All-New Ineffective Vaccine With Fatal Side Effects
SATIRE: As Russian Warships Threaten Florida Coast, Biden Responds Decisively To Ensure Safety Of All "Pride" Murals
SATIRE: 'Hobby Horsing Isn't A Real Sport,' Says Man Who Golfs
SATIRE: Disqualified Lia Thomas Asks If He Can Still Just Hang Out Naked In The Olympic Women's Locker Rooms
SATIRE: 9 Bible Stories That Probably Won't Be Turned Into Animated Kids' Films Anytime Soon
SATIRE: Oakland A's Announce First Nine Fans At The Next Home Game Get To Play
SATIRE: House Of Representatives Joins Rest Of America In Holding Merrick Garland In Contempt
SATIRE: Italian "Authorities" Release Photo Of Suspect In "Pride" Mural Defacement
SATIRE: Man Arrested For Urinating On New "Pride" Urinals
SATIRE: Dad Who Remembers Caddyshack Being A Family-Friendly Movie In For A Surprise
SATIRE: Biden Issues Executive Order Limiting Border Crossings To Just 5,000 ISIS Terrorists Per Day
SATIRE: Hunter Biden Has Been Convicted- Here Are The 9 Things That Happen Next
SATIRE: Colorado Supreme Court Overturns Hunter Biden Conviction
SATIRE: Man Can Trace 90% Of His Mental Health Issues To Watching The Boat Tunnel Scene In Willy Wonka When He Was A Kid
SATIRE: Buc-ee's Announces First Gas Station in Space
SATIRE: Democrats Hoping Fetterman's Car Crash Caused Enough Brain Damage That He'll Become One Of Them Again
SATIRE: Merrick Garland Threatens To Arrest Anyone Who Says His DOJ Is Corrupt
SATIRE: "President" Biden Says He Is Still Proud Of His Son For Getting Away With Everything Else He Did
SATIRE: CNN Claims Hunter Conviction Is Russian Disinformation
SATIRE: Here's How 12 Different News Outlets Covered Israel's Hostage Rescue
SATIRE: Palestinian Researchers Discover Startling Correlation Between Holding Hostages In Your Home And People Shooting You
SATIRE: To Protect "Pride" Murals From Further Defacement, Government Bans Cars
SATIRE: Pastors Reveal Their 10 Favorite Types Of Church Members
SATIRE: 90% Of Traffic Collisions Linked To Drivers Taking Pictures Of Cybertrucks
SATIRE: Kids Avoid Felony By Defacing "Pride" Mural With Free Gaza Skid Marks
SATIRE: Biden Asks Why Europe Didn't Just Arrest Conservative Candidates Before Election
SATIRE: Deaf Man Really Enjoying Children's Church Choir
SATIRE: Oh No! Pentecostal Suffers Seizure During Service But Nobody Notices
SATIRE: Kids Arrested For Driving Scooters Over "Pride" Flag Wishing They Had Burned American Flag Instead
SATIRE: Ilhan Omar Calls For Day Of Mourning Over Hostages Rescued
SATIRE: Star Wars Fans Upset 'The Acolyte' Full Of Woke Stuff Instead Of Siblings Kissing
SATIRE: Liam Neeson Criticized For Killing 31 Innocent Human Traffickers Just To Get Back One Hostage
SATIRE: Gaza Health Ministry Confirms 8 Billion Dead In Israeli Hostage Rescue
SATIRE: Are You A NYer Moving To Florida? Here Are 10 Things To Prepare For
SATIRE: As Prosecution Rests, Hunter Biden Asks If This Is A Good Time To Go Out Back Behind The Dumpsters For A Minute For No Particular
SATIRE: In Major Gaffe, Husband Forgets To Flex When Wife Touches Arm
SATIRE: In Hindsight Fans Realize They Were Too Quick To Call The Holiday Special The Worst Star Wars Project Ever
SATIRE: Biden Regime Hires NASCAR Pit Crew To Rapidly Change Biden's Diaper Without Anyone Noticing
SATIRE: Man Explains 2-Year Gap In His Resume Was When He Was Making Memes To Help Take Down The Communist Deep State
SATIRE: At This Point Nation Just Happy Pageant Winner Is An Actual Woman
SATIRE: 10 Best Excuses To Give The Pastor When You're Late For Church
SATIRE: Jimmy Kimmel Delighted To Finally Talk To Someone He Can Make Laugh
SATIRE: Steve Bannon Looking Forward To A Hot Shower, Shave, And Clean Clothes In Prison
SATIRE: Aides Claim Biden Nailed A 360 Kickflip McTwist On The White House Half Pipe But Oh Darn The Reporters Just Missed It
SATIRE: Geek Squad Kept Afloat Solely By Gertrude
SATIRE: White House Says Biden's Ability To Do His Job Not In Any Way Impeded By His Rigor Mortis
SATIRE: Biden Drops First Bomb On Normandy In 80 Years
SATIRE: 53 Investments That Offer A Better Return Than A College Degree
SATIRE: 10 New 'Star Wars' Characters Coming To Disney
SATIRE: Boeing Honors Whistleblower With Special, Up-Close View of Rocket Launch
SATIRE: Aides Begin Putting Googly Eyes On Biden So He Looks Like He's Paying Attention
SATIRE: Dad Decimates Teen's Entire Social Life By Saying 'Rizz' In Front Of His Friends
SATIRE: Man Who Resolved To Be Productive Today Now Heavily Invested In Wikipedia Article About Great Molasses Flood Of 1919
SATIRE: Biden Announces Plan To Pretend To Care About The Border Until November 6
SATIRE: Confused WNBA Player Asks What This Huge Crowd Of People Is Doing At Game
SATIRE: White House Claims Your Inability To Afford Groceries Is Misinformation
SATIRE: Edmonton Oilers Change Name To Edmonton 20% Renewable Energy By 2035ers
SATIRE: Ouch: New Female President Of Mexico Announces Plan To Give Cartels The Silent Treatment
SATIRE: With Congressional Testimony Complete, Fauci Returns To Hidden Lair On Skull Island To Hatch Next Evil Plot
SATIRE: 10 Signs You're Living In A Banana Republic
SATIRE: In Response To Trump Conviction, Republicans Threaten To Fire Off 'Strongliest Worded Letter Of All Time'
SATIRE: Democrats Call For Removal Of Nelson Mandela Statue In D.C. After Learning He Was A Convicted Felon
SATIRE: Angry Fauci Demands Congressmen Address Him As 'The Science'
SATIRE: 10 Most Terrifying Examples Of LGBTQ People Being Oppressed In America Today
SATIRE: American Voters Looking Forward To Choosing Between Convicted Felon And Unconvicted Felon
SATIRE: 17-Year Cicada Decides To Return To Hibernation After Emerging Beneath "Pride" Parade
SATIRE: No Foul Called After Caitlin Clark Crushed By Anvil
SATIRE: Megachurch Runs Contest Where One Lucky Congregant Will Get To Actually Meet The Pastor
SATIRE: After Seeing How Much Money Trump Raised, Biden Calls Up DA Bragg To Ask If He Can Get Charged With A Felony Or Two
SATIRE: 12 Things That Are Illegal During "Pride" Month
SATIRE: Church At Corinth Braces As Little Dots On Text Message From Paul Have Been Bouncing Up And Down For A While
SATIRE: Welp, 250 Years Wasn't A Bad Run,' Says George Washington Looking On From Heaven
SATIRE: Banana Republics Starting To Feel Kinda Bad For United States
SATIRE: WOKE Makers Of Bluey Now Say Main Character Actually A Girl
SATIRE: Woman Graciously Helps Men Avoid Lustful Thoughts By Wearing Romper
SATIRE: Trump Sentenced To Four Years Of Confinement In Small Oval Room In Washington D.C
SATIRE: NY Prosecutor Says Nobody In America Is Above The Law He Made Up To Convict Them
SATIRE: Disney Announces 'Indiana Jones 6' Starring Harrison Ford's Corpse
SATIRE: Iranian Leader Thanks College Students For Their Support And Says If Any Of Them Are Interested He Has A Few Wife Slots Open In His
SATIRE: To Grow Customer Base, Cracker Barrel Rebrands As 'Hispanic, Black, And Cracker Barrel'
SATIRE: Trump Has Been Convicted - Here Are The 9 Things That Happen Next
SATIRE: Democrats Celebrate Trump Being Convicted Of Whatever It Was He Did
SATIRE: Trump Reminds Media He Prefers The Term 'Justice-Impacted Individual'
SATIRE: 12 Jurors Unanimously Vote To Ensure Trump Reelection
SATIRE: Donald Trump Found Guilty Of Being Donald Trump
SATIRE: Rings Of Power To Reimagine Tom Bombadil As Angsty, Broody Goth
SATIRE: Man Celebrates Losing 2 Pounds By Gaining 5 Pounds
SATIRE: 'Sorry, I'm Not A Great Texter' Says Friend Responding To Your Text From 2002
SATIRE: Jury Passes Note To Judge Asking To Review 14 Seasons Of 'The Apprentice'
SATIRE: Kangaroos Ask People To Stop Unfairly Comparing Them To U.S. Justice System
SATIRE: Bailiffs Cast Lots For Trump's Clothing
SATIRE: Pope: I Apologize For Using An Offensive Slur To Refer To Flaming Homo Nancyboys
SATIRE: To Save Time, Biden To Drop Next $320 Million Cash Directly Into Ocean
SATIRE: Parenting A Toddler Review: House Wrecked, Every Ounce Of Patience Gone, Also They Said, "I Wuv You, Mommy" - 16/5 Stars
SATIRE: Hamas Announces "Pride" Month Kick-Off Party On Roof Of Very Tall Hotel
SATIRE: Retired Angel Hernandez Gets New Job Inspecting Planes For Boeing
SATIRE: 9 Damning Pieces Of Evidence Proving Trump Is Guilty
SATIRE: College Grad Finds Perfect Spot On Wall To Hang First Unemployment Check
SATIRE: 7 Ways For Christians To Prepare For "Pride" Month
SATIRE: Biden Regime Stations Circus Clowns, Jugglers, Lion Tamers Outside Trump Trial
SATIRE: Report Reveals $7.5 Billion In Government EV Charger Spending Has Purchased One 4-Pack of Energizer AAs
SATIRE: Airline Pilot Convicted Of Hate Crime For Leaving Contrail Marks On Rainbow
SATIRE: Judge Instructs Jurors They Need Not Believe Trump Is Guilty To Convict Him
SATIRE: Man Commits Barbeque Faux Pas By Eating Corn On The Cob Without Saying Mmmm, This Is Good Corn
SATIRE: Libertarian Party Nominates Giant Gay Bong
SATIRE: In Touching Memorial Day Address, Biden Thanks Fallen American Servicemen For Their Votes
SATIRE: Trump Booed For Wearing Deodorant At Libertarian Convention
SATIRE: Savvy Restauranteur Moves To Take Over Newly Vacant Red Lobster Locations
SATIRE: Peacock Releases Movie Saying It's OK To Eat Your Young Because Some Animals Do It
SATIRE: VeggieTales Cast And Crew Come Forward To Accuse Bob The Tomato Of Creating Toxic Environment On Set
SATIRE: Here Are 9 More Extremist Flags Spotted At Alito's Home
SATIRE: Terrorists Learn Harsh Lesson That If You Rape And Murder Women, The United Nations Will Give You Your Own Country And A Billion
SATIRE: Major League Cricket Introduces Pitch Clock In Attempt To Reduce Average Game Time To Seven Days
SATIRE: Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans
SATIRE: 10 Surefire Ways For Republicans To Win The Female Vote
SATIRE: Winning: DeSantis Unveils Massive Circus Cannon That Will Launch Pro-Hamas Protestors All The Way To Gaza
SATIRE: 'Let's Set Aside Distractions,' Says Worship Leader Surrounded By Lasers And Fog
SATIRE: Abraham Pretty Sure This Feud Between Ishmael And Isaac Will Blow Over Soon
SATIRE: Alec Baldwin Tired Of Everyone Screaming Look Out! And Diving To The Ground Every Time He Reaches For His Cell Phone
SATIRE: Columbia Admins Promise To Carefully Investigate Whether 'Let's Kill Every Jew We See On Campus' Chant Violates School's Conduct
SATIRE: 10 Great Benefits Of Being A Pastor's Wife
SATIRE: We Usually Love Taylor Swift, But Question Her Decision to Release an Album That's Just Her Sobbing in the Shower
SATIRE: This Man Got Married Young And Never Got To Experience Getting Drunk At Bars And Waking Up Hungover With A New STD Every Morning
SATIRE: Historians Uncover Hitler's Hamas Headscarf
SATIRE: Columbia University Students Reject A Two-Campus Solution
SATIRE: Impressive: 6th-Grade Furry Already Barking At 9th-Grade Level
SATIRE: America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates
SATIRE: House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States
SATIRE: Biden Claims His Uncle's Heart Was Ripped Out During Human Sacrifice Ritual In India
SATIRE: Man Sets Himself On Fire To Show How His Side Is The Sane And Rational One
SATIRE: Megachurch Worship Leaders Frantically Learning New Taylor Swift Songs For Sunday
SATIRE: 10 Other Things Mike Johnson Wants To Fund Before The Border
SATIRE: 'This Is A Place Of Business, Not Politics,' Says CEO Of Election Rigging Cartel
SATIRE: Biden Says When It Comes To College Women's Sports, 'May The Best Man Win'
SATIRE: Presbyterian School Expels Student For Smoking Low-Quality Cigars
SATIRE: Theologians Confirm Hell Is A Nightclub Where You Keep Yelling That You Want To Go Home But Your Friends Can't Hear You Over How Loud
SATIRE: House Republicans Demand New Speaker Who Will Be Equally Worthless But Maybe With Different Hair Or A Cool Mustache Or Something
SATIRE: Snopes Journalists Announce Plans To Personally Fact-Check Entire San Francisco Poop Map
SATIRE: Oops: Columbia University President Accidentally Gives Nazi Salute When Being Sworn In For Congressional Testimony
SATIRE: Judge Announces Trump Will Not Be Permitted To Go To Son's Graduation Or To The Bathroom Until Trial Finished
SATIRE: People Angry About Low WNBA Salaries Prepared To Do Anything Except Watch WNBA
SATIRE: Andrew Tate Releases Course On How To Be A Manly Stud Under Investigation For Sex Trafficking
SATIRE: Man Searches Through Amazon Jungle For Uncontacted Tribe To Tell Them He Does Crossfit
SATIRE: Biden Unveils Official Campaign Slogan Death To America
SATIRE: 10 Surprising Upsides To The Nuclear Apocalypse
SATIRE: Calvinist Man Placed Under Church Discipline For Patchy Beard
SATIRE: Flight Attendant On A Boeing Gives Presentation On What To Do In The Unlikely Event Of A Safe Landing
SATIRE: Hillary Clinton Condemns Trump For Paying Hush Money To Political Liabilities Instead Of Just Killing Them
SATIRE: Disciples Astonished As Jesus Calms Down Woman Simply By Saying Peace! Be Still!
SATIRE: Trump Legal Team Skeptical About Impartiality Of Juror Number Six
SATIRE: Pastor Gently Informs Drummer A Triple Bass Pedal Isn't Really Needed For 'Come Thou Fount Of Every Blessing'
SATIRE: Donald Trump Describes 9 Historical Battles
SATIRE: Mike Johnson Unzips Skinsuit Revealing He Was Kevin McCarthy All Along
SATIRE: NPR Says They Always Strive To Feature A Broad Range Of Opinions From Slightly Communist To Very Communist
SATIRE: The Babylon Bee Guide To The Apocalypse Is Coming Soon!
SATIRE: Trump Can't Believe His Luck As His Case Is Assigned To The Honorable Judge Matt Walsh
SATIRE: Trump Proves He's A True Republican By Compromising On Abortion
SATIRE: White House Calls In Elmo To Help Explain Latest Global Conflict To President
SATIRE: Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says Please Do Not Use For Terrorism
SATIRE: Rashida Tlaib Condemns Violence Against Innocent Iranian Missiles
SATIRE: God Agrees To Let Norm MacDonald Come Back To Earth For One Day To Bless Us With His O.J. Death Jokes
SATIRE: Biden Furious To Be Called Home From Beach Just Because World War 3 Starting
SATIRE: Biden Begins Searching Through Trunk Of Corvette Hoping To Find Nuclear Codes
SATIRE: World In Shock As Murderous Terrorist State Ignores Warning From Impotent Old Man
SATIRE: 10 Crimes You Can Be Executed For In Texas
SATIRE: Biden Announces Plan To Win Over Young Voters By Getting Rid Of Blockbuster Movie Rental Late Fees
SATIRE: Congress Passes Bill Allowing Surveillance On Every American Except For Those Who Bring Cocaine Into White House
SATIRE: Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him: Angel Hernandez Finally Arrested
SATIRE: Cookie Monster Shows Off Stunning Weight Loss After Taking Ozempic
SATIRE: Kari Lake Announces Plan To Lose Another Election But This Time While Supporting Baby Murder
SATIRE: New Star Wars Game Lets You Play As Lesbian Jedi Who Drives Subaru Landspeeder
SATIRE: Democrat Governors Promise They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Make Elections Appear Legitimate
SATIRE: Taco Bell Releases New 'Every Day We Stray Further From God's Light' Chalupa Supreme
SATIRE: Experts Recommend Calling A Hispanic Person Latine If You Want To Get Punched In The Face
SATIRE: Is Your Pastor A Charlatan Fleecing The Congregation To Make Obscene Wealth? Look For These Subtle Warning Signs
SATIRE: 4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights
SATIRE: Trump Indicted For Taking More Chick-fil-A Sauces Than He Actually Needed For His Order
SATIRE: New Biden Diet Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food
SATIRE: 'I Don't Want To Go To Church, It's Full Of Hypocrites', Says Hypocrite
SATIRE: Police Slowly Escort White Hearse Containing O.J. Simpson
SATIRE: O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was
SATIRE: Sheila Jackson Lee Asks Why Elon Musk Wants To Colonize Mars Since It's Just A Giant Ball Of Spaghetti Sauce
SATIRE: Steven Furtick Debuts New Line Of Chastity Wear
SATIRE: Sheila Jackson Lee Named Head Of Harvard Astronomy Department
SATIRE: Op-Ed: If Jesus Supports Forgiveness, How Can Christians Not Support Robbing Poor People To Pay For My Journalism Degree?
SATIRE: BREAKING: Hamas Offers To Release Zero Hostages In Exchange For All Jews Being Wiped From The Face Of The Earth
SATIRE: White House Announces Inflation Doing Great If You Hold The Chart Upside Down
SATIRE: American Transition To Idiocracy Running Ahead Of Schedule
SATIRE: 8 Forms Of Travel Safer Than Getting In A Boeing
SATIRE: Timothee Chalamet Cast As Doctor Who, James Bond, Spider-Man, Ron Weasley, Lara Croft
SATIRE: Unborn Babies Warn Of Political Implications If They're Allowed To Live
SATIRE: NFL Refs Prep For Next Season By Staring At Eclipse
SATIRE: Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants
SATIRE: Planet Fitness Offers $20 Premium Membership Where You Get Access To Bathroom Without Any Perverts In It
SATIRE: Biden Announces Student Loan Forgiveness To Help People Afford All His Taxes And Inflation
SATIRE: NASA Sends Rover To Search For Intelligent Life On 'The View'
SATIRE: 12 Deadly Things You Had No Idea The Government Was Adding To Your Water
SATIRE: Stock Market Eclipse Glasses - SELL SELL SELL
SATIRE: Unborn Babies Begin Considering Third Party Candidates
SATIRE: 'During This Time Of Total Eclipse, What's Blocking The Son In Your Life?' - Op-Ed By Chet Skatington, Youth Pastor
SATIRE: Caitlin Clark To Retire From Spotlight And Enter WNBA
SATIRE: Vatican Reluctantly Sides With God On Gender Theory
SATIRE: Trump Says His Position On Abortion Is Whichever One Will Get Him Elected
SATIRE: South Carolina Women's Basketball Coach Announces Incoming Recruits Greg And Dave
SATIRE: The Babylon Bee Officially Invites Ben Shapiro And Candace Owens To Come Settle Things Like Adults By Sumo Wrestling
SATIRE: Unclear If Guy Next To You In Church Nailing Cool Harmony Or Just Singing Way Off Key
SATIRE: Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Putting On Solar Eclipse Glasses
SATIRE: 9 Signs God Might Be Slightly Angry With Your Country
SATIRE: Bible Scholars Believe Noah Made Over 977 Trips To Home Depot During Ark Construction
SATIRE: Family Stages Intervention For Midwestern Man's Addiction To Flannel
SATIRE: Biden Demands Israel Fight Rest Of War Using Nerf Guns
SATIRE: Canadian Man Too Polite To Tell Doctor He Doesn't Want To Be Euthanized
SATIRE: Mark Zuckerberg Locked Out Of X Account After Bot Purge
SATIRE: Earthquake As Jews Dig Tunnels Too Deep And Unearth A Balrog
SATIRE: Teen Thanks Parents For Supporting Him Through That Time Of Confusion But Can He Have His Testicles Back Now
SATIRE: Midlife Crisis: Wife Begs Husband To Just Buy A Convertible Instead Of A Greek Trireme
SATIRE: Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic
SATIRE: California Starbucks Struggling To Find Robot Workers With Enough Tattoos And Piercings To Work Registers
SATIRE: Parents Really In Need Of Vacation After Grueling Vacation
SATIRE: Adam Waits Patiently As Eve Tries On 23 Different Fig Leaves
SATIRE: Pastor's Popularity Skyrockets After Church Installs 'Skip Intro' Option
SATIRE: Democrats Warn Parents To Quickly Transition Their Kids Before They Grow Out Of It
SATIRE: To Regain Popularity, MLB To Allow One Player Per Team To Take Steroids
SATIRE: New Version Of Guess Who? Includes All 437 Genders
SATIRE: Mexican Robots Surge Across Southern Border To Take New Fast Food Jobs In California
SATIRE: After Asking For Preferred Gender Pronouns, Doctor Asks Patient, 'OK, Now What's Your Actual Gender?'
SATIRE: I Was Drawn And Quartered For This?! Thinks Despondent Ghost Of William Wallace In Skies Over Edinburgh
SATIRE: China Offers To Send 100,000 Soldiers To Taiwan To Assist With Earthquake Cleanup
SATIRE: Top 1 Great Ideas For Throwing A Gender Reveal Party
SATIRE: 'I Didn't Do That,' Insists Biden After Aides Ask Him Who Colored On The Wall Of The Lincoln Bedroom
SATIRE: 9 Other Groups That Desperately Need Their Own Day Of Visibility
SATIRE: Civil War Erupts In Southern Town As Two First Baptist Churches Open
SATIRE: Caitlin Clark Canonized As Saint After Performing Miracle Of Making Women's Basketball Watchable
SATIRE: Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats
SATIRE: Old Fogies Reminiscing About Good Ol' Days Forget We Have Doritos Locos Tacos Now
SATIRE: Scottish Parliament Declares William Wallace Was A Woman After Learning He Wore A Skirt
SATIRE: 17 More Babylon Bee Headlines From Bible Times
SATIRE: Lizzo Retires To Spend More Time At Texas Roadhouse Wolfing Down Entire Buckets Of Those Delicious Rolls
SATIRE: Church Of Christ Grand Council Declares Air Guitar OK During Worship
SATIRE: In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People
SATIRE: Man Daydreams About Glory Days Of Playing Video Games At The Demo Kiosk While Mom Shopped
SATIRE: In Desperate Bid To Save Cultural Christianity, Dawkins Dons WWJD Bracelet, Christian Novelty Shirt
SATIRE: 4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings
SATIRE: Biden Condemns Jesus For Rising Again On Trans Day Of Visibility
SATIRE: Biden Grants Day Of Visibility To Segment Of Population With Most Visibility In All Of Human History
SATIRE: God Confirms People Who Attend Church Two Days Per Year Can Go To Heaven For Two Days Per Year
SATIRE: Pontius Pilate Sure Glad That Whole Jesus Ordeal Is Done With
SATIRE: Democrats Issue Nationwide Fetterman Recall
SATIRE: Study Finds Link Between Happiness And Not Knowing What's Going On With Steven Crowder
SATIRE: At Manhattan Fundraiser The Boys Reminisce About All The Good Times They Had Together On That Other Island
SATIRE: Financial Advisor Reminds New Parents It's Never Too Early To Start Saving Up Money For Legos
SATIRE: Absolute Psychopath Lets Microwave Count Down All The Way To Zero
SATIRE: In Bonding Moment, Father Teaches Son How To Call Handyman To Fix Faucet
SATIRE: New All-Female Pirates of the Caribbean Movie Just Two Hours of Boats Backing into Rocks
SATIRE: Aides Wake Biden To Play That Fun President Game Again
SATIRE: MLB Votes To Add Hip-Drop Tackles To Liven Up The Sport
SATIRE: Dad Lands Dream Job At Brewery Coming Up With Puns For Naming Beers
SATIRE: In Last Ditch Attempt To Save Job, Ronna McDaniel Gets Lesbian Haircut
SATIRE: DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party For Accomplishing Too Many Things
SATIRE: Not To Be Outdone By Trump, Biden Releases Own Version Of The Quran
SATIRE: 'This Movie Is Rated PG, It Should Be Fine For The Kids,' Says Mom Clicking Play On 'Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom'
SATIRE: Of Course Im Listening To You, Says Husband Who Is Actually Thinking About Medieval Siege Warfare Tactics
SATIRE: Diddy Hired As New President Of Nickelodeon Studios
SATIRE: 10 Changes Trump Made In The God Bless The USA Bible
SATIRE: Buttigieg Praises Cargo Ship For Helping Dismantle Racism In American Roads
SATIRE: Nation Starting To Wonder If Diddy May Have Done A Few Of Those Things He Repeatedly Rapped About Doing
SATIRE: NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly
SATIRE: In Bold Speech, Biden Calls On Ships To Stop Crashing Into Bridges
SATIRE: Man Goes To Heaven, Immediately Asks God To Replay Arguments With His Wife So He Can Prove He Was Right
SATIRE: New NFL Rules Require Opposing Teams To Just Hug It Out
SATIRE: Transportation Sec'y Pete Buttigieg Holds Emergency Press Conference To Announce He Is Taking 3 More Months Maternity Leave
SATIRE: Bald Man Not Comforted By Fact That God Knows All The Hairs On His Head
SATIRE: Kamala Warns Israel Not To Violate San Francisco City Council's Ceasefire Decree
SATIRE: Trump Announces He Will Pay Entire Bond Using Bags Of Nickels
SATIRE: Letitia James Prosecuted For Grossly Overvaluing Trump's Fine
SATIRE: Wendy's Is Fine, Nation Agrees
SATIRE: Man Wishes There Were A Radical Progressive Journalist Nearby To Tell Him Whether This Post Is Misinformation
SATIRE: Boeing Board Forces CEO To Resign After Evidence Surfaces He Is A White Male
SATIRE: 7 Super Helpful Things Parents Yell At Kids Baseball Games
SATIRE: Not Another Friggin Phil Wickham Song, Mutter Angels As Local Church Starts Worship Set
SATIRE: New 'SquatBNB' Service Helps Squatters Find Perfect Home To Take Over
SATIRE: Shohei Ohtani Concerned About Effect Betting Scandal Will Have On Dodgers World Series Odds
SATIRE: Meghan Markle Announces Netflix Show About How Hard It's Been Dealing With Kate Middleton's Cancer Diagnosis
SATIRE: 9 Ways To Outfox Squatters Living On Your Property
SATIRE: Woman Who Calls Herself An Influencer Has Literally Never Influenced Anyone To Do Anything Ever
SATIRE: Shrek Prosecuted After Trying To Remove Squatters From Swamp
SATIRE: National Guardsman Being Trampled By Migrants Glad To Hear We're Not Being Invaded
SATIRE: Planet Fitness Rated Best Gym In America By The National Association Of Perverts
SATIRE: The Babylon Bee Guide To Being The Church Sound Guy
SATIRE: Woman Unable To Distinguish Between Basketball And Hockey About To Smoke Your March Madness Bracket Again
SATIRE: Media Says Border Crisis Not An Invasion, It Is Simply A Group Of Military-Aged Males Using Force Against Our Military To Enter And
SATIRE: Top 6 Health Benefits of Cigar Smoking
SATIRE: Checkmate: Trump Sneaks Back Into White House, Invokes Squatter's Rights
SATIRE: Planet Fitness Adds 'Bigot Alarm' To Shame Women Who Don't Want Men In Their Locker Room
SATIRE: Man Playing Video Games With His Mind Claims He's Only Losing Because He Got The Mad Catz Neuralink
SATIRE: Hamas Scientists Struggling To Figure Out How To Make Emergency Food Rations Explode
SATIRE: Dozens Injured At Capitol After Omnibus Bill Tips Over
SATIRE: Holy Spirit Trapped In Church After Acolyte Forgets To Walk Flame Out Of Sanctuary
SATIRE: Who Is The Antichrist? 10 Most Likely Candidates
SATIRE: AOC Says RICO Not A Crime, He's The Guy Who Delivers Her Food
SATIRE: NYC Homeowner Arrested For Not Providing Squatters With WiFi Password
SATIRE: Conspiracy Theorists Owned: Royal Family Releases Undoctored Picture Of Healthy Kate Middleton
SATIRE: Double Or Nothing: Trump Challenges Judge Engoron To $450 Million Game Of One-On-One
SATIRE: Mexico Begins Constructing Wall To Keep Illegal Immigrants From Coming Back
SATIRE: Court Flips Coin To See If Texas Allowed To Enforce Laws Today
SATIRE: Pharisees Accuse Jesus Of Threatening To Capture His Enemies In Nets And Kill Them With Latest Fishers Of Men Comment
SATIRE: 9 Times Trump Clearly Called For Bloodshed
SATIRE: New Boeing 737 Toy Features Wings That Really Fall Off
SATIRE: Unborn Baby Terrified As Olivia Rodrigo Music Starts Playing
SATIRE: City Finally Gets 473rd Vape Shop It So Desperately Needed
SATIRE: Confused By Your Husband's Cryptic Texts? Let The Babylon Bee Interpret Them For You
SATIRE: Ketanji Brown Jackson Warns Right To Free Speech Could Lead To People Speaking Freely
SATIRE: Unhinged Trump Threatens More Violence By Promising To Trigger A Landslide On Election Day
SATIRE: FBI Arrests #1 Most Wanted Criminal Pepe The Frog
SATIRE: All Murderers Released From Death Row After Biden Declares No One Is Illegal
SATIRE: Democrats Clarify They're OK With A Bloodbath If It's Just From Killing The Unborn
SATIRE: Illegal Immigrants Politely Decline Free Flight On A Boeing
SATIRE: Google Gemini Wishes Everyone A Happy St. Patrick's Day
SATIRE: Media Reports Trump Threatened Nuclear War After He Says, 'This Guacamole Is The Bomb!'
SATIRE: 10 More Things Don Lemon Demanded From Elon Musk
SATIRE: Demon Goes On Holy Pilgrimage To Satanic Temple
SATIRE: Heartwarming: These 9 Immigrants Tell Us Why They Came Over The Border
SATIRE: Women Be Shoppin
SATIRE: Matt Walsh Blasts Video Games As 'Childish, Pointless Drivel' After Son Beats Him In Mario Kart
SATIRE: Well Done, My Good And Faithful Servant: Satan Welcomes Man Who Knocked On Public Bathroom Doors Throughout His Time On Earth
SATIRE: 9 Lesser-Known Facts About Saint Patrick
SATIRE: James O'Keefe Clarifies He Whispered 'No Homo' After Everything He Said On Undercover Gay Date
SATIRE: How 13 Different News Outlets Covered Elon Musk's Successful SpaceX Launch
SATIRE: Canadian Supreme Court Rules Justin Trudeau Is An Outdated Term And Should Instead Be Referred To As Person With A Vagina
SATIRE: Is Your Man Thinking About Dune? 11 Signs To Look For
SATIRE: Don Lemon Announces New Show Airing Exclusively On MySpace
SATIRE: Progressive Kids Play Classic Game Of 'Smear The Oppressive Patriarchal Colonialists Who Perpetuate Cis-Whitness And Literal Violence
SATIRE: New Greta Thunberg GPS Lectures You When Refusing More Eco-Friendly Route
SATIRE: Progressives Fear That Without TikTok, They Won't Be Able To Convince Kids To Join Their Weird Sex Cult
SATIRE: Amen And Amen! Check Out The Top 10 Verses From New The Donald Trump Bible Translation
SATIRE: Get Back To Work, You Lazy Bums! Shouts Ben Shapiro At Retirement Home
SATIRE: Nation Reassured As Special Counsel Transcript Reveals Biden Still Able To Make Car Noises With His Mouth
SATIRE: The Babylon Bee Interprets Your Wife's Texts
SATIRE: John Kerry Praises Haitian Cannibals' Efforts To Reduce Humanity's Carbon Footprint
SATIRE: Boeing Proudly Announces It Has Fixed Malfunctioning Whistleblower
SATIRE: Terrorists Decide Against Hijacking Plane After Realizing It's A Boeing
SATIRE: The Only 10 Things Republicans And Democrats Can Agree On
SATIRE: Hamas Fighter Really Struggling With Resolution Not To Rape Anyone During Ramadan
SATIRE: Millions Of British Kids Forced To Live Normal, Happy Lives After UK Bans Puberty Blockers
SATIRE: Due To Inflation, Subway Introduces New $5 Inch-Long
SATIRE: Haitian Cannibal Gangs Pour Over US Border After Seeing How Fat Americans Are
SATIRE: Man Thoughtfully Responds To Wife's Nine-Paragraph Text About Her Day With A Thumbs-Up Emoji
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Brandon Surrenders to China
I've Joined the Church
Satire: Biden Relieved to Hear There's No Shortage of Adult Diapers
Satire: Winning: Elon Musk Makes All of Bill Gates's Tweets Autocorrect to Say Poopy Butt'
Satire: Cdc Recommends Isolating Yourself from All Other Human Beings by Going to See Morbius
SATIRE: Bill Clinton Tests Positive for Covid, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, HIV, Herpes (continued)
Leaked Reports Declare Obama's Unwritten Novel Wins
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