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HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER( family / holmes / newsletter )
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Old stuff, but some of it's still funny ... It's basically the precursor to this website. Click the links in the table of contents, above. Otherwise, just do a search in the home page's... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 8 NO 1( family / holmes / newsletter )
Once in a Blue MoonVol. 8 No. 1, February 1997A lot has happened since our last newsletter, so let's just jump right in with the news... Mike and Evelyn get marrie... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 7 NO 1( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Wandering Eye Vol. 7 No. 1, March 19, 1995We're back! Sorry it took so long between issues, but the entire staff was frozen solid in... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 7( family / holmes / newsletter )
Yee-Haw The only newsletter we do!Vol. 6, No. 7, December 29, 1994Belinda Has Puppies!Another one of Lucy's dogs has gone and had a litter of pups.... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 6( family / holmes / newsletter )
Coyote BreathVol. 6 No. 6, October 26, 1994 Don rides to DenverIn August, Don rode his motorcycle from Nashville to Denver. He wouldn't say wh... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 5( family / holmes / newsletter )
/images/behind-the-8-bal.gifBehind the Eight Ball Who is that behind the eight ball, anyway?Vol. 6 No. 5, August 21, 1994 Jeannie Breaks HandJe... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 4( family / holmes / newsletter )
Fish Stories Best when lightly buttered, with just a pinch of lemon.Vol. 6 No. 4June 28, 1994 titleTiffany nameTiffanyTiffany wins awardsTiffany and her horse, Rocky, of Tracy, CA, competed in a local horse show a couple of months ago. See how... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 3( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Obtuse Moose Vol. 6, No. 3, April 21, 1994
Jeannie finds dog
Jeannie and John have a ranch in Tracy, California. To help pay the bills, they boar... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 2( family / holmes / newsletter )
Falling Down a Manhole (can be quite painful and should be avoided)Vol. 6, No. 2, March 1, 1994 Michael moves!M... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 1( family / holmes / newsletter )
Itchy Trigger FingerVol. 6, No. 1, February 6, 1994Earthquake in Southern California!We're sure you've heard all about it on the news, but we just wanted to mention it in case you've just recently emerged from a cave.... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 8( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Happy Hairball (something we keep coughing up) Volume 5, Number 8 December 20, 1993 Publisher: This guy ->> Editor: Same guy Distributor: Brave little delivery boys and girls worldwide Address: Nashvi... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 7( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Rotten Apple Journalism with visible holesVol. 5 No. 7, December 1, 1993 Mike Rolls Car!LIVINGSTON, CA - Remember... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 6( family / holmes / newsletter )
Hoot and a HollerVol. 5, No. 6, September 28, 1993 - Nashville editionJournalism at its finest! - Yearly subscription rate: $135 Brouns family buys property LAT... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 5( family / holmes / newsletter )
rabblerouser Vol. 5, No. 5, August 8, 1993 Bill moving to NashvilleBill is moving to Nashville, Tennessee to pursue his boyhood dream of being a country singing star! Oh wait, that's Do... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 4( family / holmes / newsletter )
Not Just Another NewsletterMONDAY, JULY 19, 1993CIRCULATION: From 8 to 15 (depending on our mood and how many stamps we have)... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 3( family / holmes / newsletter )
A Face in the Crowd
Vol. 5, No. 3, May 25, 1993
Eleanor Gets LicenseAfter taking the DMV driving test every year since the age of 16, Eleanor has finally passed and been given her drivers license!It just goes to show that perseverance pays off, said Eleanor. Bill Moves... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 2( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Sacred CowVol. 5, No. 2, March 15, 1993 Dad sucked from plane!Well, almost. And it was 41 years ago. Hey, nobody can accuse us of being accurate or cu... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 1( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Stupid Kangaroo Vol. 5, No. 1, February 1, 1993 Editor's Note: This newsletter welcomes the New Year (kicking and screami... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 8( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Leaping Lizard Vol. 4, No. 8, October 20, 1992 EDITOR'S NOTE ...After Grandma's recent birthday party (see article below), this newsletter was... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 7( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Belching Frog Vol. 4, No. 7, September 16, 1992Thomas should like this name. Doug returns again On August... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 6( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Barking Dog Vol. 4 No. 6, July 22, 1992 Who names these newsletters, anyway? earthquakes, earthquakes! ... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 5( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Broken Record Vol. 4, No. 5, June 25, 1992Predictable, irritating. Really, no redeeming qualities whatsoever.L.A. riots: T... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 4( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Squeaky Sprocket Vol. 4, No. 4, May 11, 1992 The intelligent person's newsletter of choice. Riots in L.A., earthq... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 3( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Leaky Faucet Vol. 4, No. 3, March 18, 1992More of the same, basically. Doug elected presidentWith this nati... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 2( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Leaky Faucet Vol. 4, No. 2, February 13, 1992 The quintessential newsletter. Warning: May not be suitable for the humor impaired. ... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 1( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Leaky Faucet Vol. 4, No. 1, January 4, 1992Everything you've ever wanted to know about anything. Diane has sur... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 8( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Leaky Faucet Vol. 3, No. 8, December 10, 1991 Steve & Denise host ThanksgivingTurkey was served and everybody ate it. What else is there to say? Ok... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 7( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Leaky Faucet Vol. 3, No. 7, October 14, 1991 Mike lands great job!Michael has been named Executive Producer of Cal State Stanislaus' new bi-we... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 6( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Leaky FaucetIrritating, yet soothing. Obnoxious, yet hypnoticVol. 3, No. 6, July 30, 1991Sapphire dispute settled out of courtSteve... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 5( family / holmes / newsletter )
NEWS Vol. 3, No. 5, July 6, 1991Northern California's leading newsletter since 1989 (except for those few months when we were Southern California's leading newsletter) Record heat melts... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 4( family / holmes / newsletter )
the Evening Star Post-Tribune Dispatch (we couldn't decide on a name) Vol. 3, No. 4, June 4, 1991 Bikers ride to YosemiteOn Mother's Day, John, Jeannie, Don and Diane (collectively known as Hell... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 3( family / holmes / newsletter )
and now...THE NEWS Vol. 3, No. 3 (yes, only No. 3)April 26, 1991 Doug returns from Hungary On March 21, Doug left Sacrament... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 2( family / holmes / newsletter )
the NEWSLETTER Vol. 3, No. 2 February 10, 1991 It's a girl... and a boy and a girl and a boy... Chance, a dog, has given birth to... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 1( family / holmes / newsletter )
news from La-La Land HAPPY NEW YEAR!!Vol. 3, No. 1, January 4, 1991 Newsletter editor murdered!The editor of this newsletter was a... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 15( family / holmes / newsletter )
NEWS, ETC. Vol. 2, No. 15, December 18, 1990Christmas Issue Lucy to Host ChristmasLucy will be having Christmas at her house t... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 14( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Daily Gargoyle Vol. 2, No. 14, November 16, 1990 Just when you thought it was safe to open the mailbox!Editor's note: For those of you who actually believed, or hoped, that there would... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 13( family / holmes / newsletter )
Hometown NewsVol. 2, No. 13, October 20, 1990Editor's Note: This is most definitely the last issue. Bill graduates!After seven months, Bill has finally completed his computer programmi... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 12( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Newsletter Vol. 2 No. 12, September 17, 1990Your Only News Source It's a girl!!We asked Denise if she could hurry up and have the baby because we wanted to put out this issue. And, sure enough, she had the baby two weeks early! Wasn't that nice? The bouncing baby girl... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 11( family / holmes / newsletter )
the NEWSLETTER Vol. 2, No. 11, August 13, 1990 Doug makes pilgrimageDoug, aka Sluggo, made a pilgrima... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 10( family / holmes / newsletter )
Things You Need To Know Vol. 2, No. 10, July 16, 1990 Pioneer Portuguese now availableWorld famous Portuguese historian Lionel Ho... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 9( family / holmes / newsletter )
WORLD NEWS Award-Winning JournalismVol. 2, No. 9, June 14, 1990 Dad kills rattler! Special to... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 8( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 2, No. 8 Anniversary IssueMay 25, 1990Editor's Note: This is the big one! The big enchi... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 7( family / holmes / newsletter )
the NEWS Vol. 2, No. 7, May 1, 1990Editor's Note: We would like to apologize for that last issue, but we won't. We'd like to say it'l... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 6( family / holmes / newsletter )
the NEWS Vol. 2, No. 6, April 16, 1990Back in spite of popular demand. WORLD NEWS Mike is back from Germany and looking very Europea... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 5( family / holmes / newsletter )
Big News & Other Stuff Vol. 2, No. 5 Yeah, another new name. March 19, 1990 Mike to return earlyMike has had a c... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 4( family / holmes / newsletter )
Billy ClubNews That Hits You Over The Head
Vol. 2, No. 4, February 26, 1990... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 3( family / holmes / newsletter )
Billy Club Vol. 2, No. 3, February 8, 1990 aka Bullseye, Hard Copy, The Holmes Family Newsletter Diane now a doctorCa... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 2( family / holmes / newsletter )
Bullseye Vol. 2, No. 2, January 26, 1990formerly known as Hard Copy; before that, The Holmes Family Newsletter Denise expecting!... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 1( family / holmes / newsletter )
HARD COPY Vol. 2, No. 1 Hard-Hitting JournalismJanuary 3, 1990 formerly known as The Holmes Family Newsletter Predictions f... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 10( family / holmes / newsletter )
/images/newspaper.gifThe Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 10 - Worldwide Circulation - December 6, 1989 Newsletter sold! The Holmes Family... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 9( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Holmes Family Newsletter A Newsletter With A Mission In Life! Vol. 1, No. 9 Worldwide Circulation November 21, 1989 The Environmental Issu... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 8( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 8, October 23, 1989 earthquake! Where were you when it hit?Don was just leaving his office on the 15th floor in downtown San Francisco when the whole building started to shake. I survived, said Don. But it definitely wasn't fun. It was t... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 7( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 7, October 5, 1989Let's face it, these things are going to just keep coming. Steve arrested... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 6( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 6a, September 17, 1989Everyone seems to be on a diet these days. Lucy and Jeannie are tryi... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 5( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 5, September 5, 1989 Jeannie breaks elbow Placed on Disabled ListLathrop - While attempting... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 4( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 4, August 1, 1989 Largest Tri-Weekly Newsletter Circulation in the West! tri-weekly (tri-week'lee) 1. we... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 3( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1 No. 3, July, 1989Editor's Note: Due to profanity, nudity, and the mature theme of this issue, parental discr... read more
HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 2( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Holmes Family newsletter June 23, 1989 - Vol. 1, No. 2 - Since 1989Editor's Note: This may be the last issue. NEWSJeannie's dog, Chance... read more